WHEN A ROOMMATE ANSWERS THEIR PHONE DURING A MOVIE
WHEN A ROOMMATE TEXTS YOU FROM ACROSS THE HALLWAY
WHEN A ROOMMATE IS SICK
They decide they need to visit every room at least once:
So you’re forced to quarantine yourself:
WHEN ROOMMATES WAKE UP AT THE SAME TIME IN THE MORNING
When you hear them walking toward the bathroom:
You’re instantly like:
And make it there first:
WHEN THEY WORK ONLY A FEW EVENING HOURS A WEEK
WHEN THEY’RE IN THE KITCHEN MORE THAN A CHEF
They talk like:
But eat like:
WHEN THEY LEAVE EVERY LIGHT AND ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE RUNNING ALL NIGHT LONG
WHEN THEY MAKE A SNARKY COMMENT ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT LOSS
WHEN THEY ARE JUST PLAIN LAZY
WHEN THEY WAKE YOU UP AT 4AM BECAUSE THEY’RE LOCKED OUT
